Our mission is...

...to terrorize the unbelievers by telekinesis.
...to kidnap everyone in Times Square using spontaneously combustive watermelons.
...to laugh at people's virtual corpses when they are plundered by level 10 creatures.
...to dominate cute, little kittens with an army of miniature kirin.

This is an open mission statement. The Atomic Nerd Faction is too powerful of a force to limit ourselves to one direction. It's your job to continue to add missions to this post using the same format as the four examples above.